Welcome to the finale of our Batman miniseries, titled “Which Batman Characters Do You Think Took Steriods?”
We’ve had, (who else but) Bane, Killer Croc (an obvious choice), Batgirl, Nightwing, Catwoman, and many more. Now we’re down to the final four, where we’ll discuss the obvious and, perhaps, not so obvious, steroid users in the Batman world.
Black canary, sexy, smart, witty and strong; A comic book nerds dream girl. In fact, they’ve even gone as far as to have her have a thing with The Question in certain adaptions (one of the geekiest comic book heroes), simply to make nerds everywhere think they have a chance with such a woman.
Black canary is the bad girl, but despite all of this, she has the ability to kick ass and I mean A LOT of ass. She is a great fighter with great fitness, while not on the level some of the others I’ve already mentioned, she can certainly hold her own.
But what anabolic steroids would be required for such a feat?
Her body fat is extremely low. While her thigh muscles are very well developed (actually, over developed), when you think of the way she moves and fights and what she does, you realize she is built perfectly.
Anavar would be a key for her she needs to avoid the bloat. She needs to move fast and be strong. Anavar is one of the queen steroids for females and she’d be using a lot of it.
I’d also go as far as to say Clen, she’d need the extra fat burning and, of course, energy for when she’s fighting. The only concern I’d have for her is her ability to get addicted, due to her personality type.
Personally, I don’t think she’d use more than this. I think she would prioritize leg training (up to 3/4 times a week) while upper body would be twice.
Hush would be willing to do absolutely anything to take out the batman. While already having a muscular physique, I wouldn’t be surprised to see it improve further in the comics.
Testosterone, anavar, deca, tren, anadrol. dianabol, would all be a means to an end to allow him to have a greater advantage over his adversary. Everything with Hush is a means to an end. His training would be top notch, as would the drugs he’d use.
The fact he’s a doctor would be even better as he can monitor his own blood levels and keep everything in check and in the correct order.
One thing I love about Hush is his determination. (I mean, come on! Anyone who is willing to do plastic surgery on themselves using the body parts of the dead has determination.) I’m sure he’s more than willing to push himself that extra mile for a bit of strength.
Number 2 Batman Beyond
Yes, I know this might be a bit controversial, but just as his mentor did, Terry would certainly follow suit.
While nowhere near at the level of fitness his mentor was (this is down to the training and will power), he certainly is much stronger than many at his size, along with his speed and endurance being incredibly high. As technology advanced and he used the “Batman Beyond suit” and had less need to be in the shape than the original Batman did. Never the less, he still is in fantastic shape.
His drugs of choice?
Anavar, Testosterone, Deca, GHRP-2, GHRP-6, CJC, Turanabol.
Terry, while not the original batman or even at his level, is still incredibly fit and would have the best anabolics available, along with the best doctors to monitor him.
Well it had to be THE BATMAN, didn’t it? Who else could it be? Strong, fast, athletic, muscular. It is often said that if Batman competed in the Olympics, he’d be able to win a gold medal in almost any competition. To have that level of endurance, that level of strength, the level of speed required and power, it is simply not possible without anabolic steroids, in fact, even then, it’s pushing it to the largest of degrees.
However, Batman unlike many others, has everything required to reach these goals. While being a billionaire, he also has access to some of the greatest doctors in the world, add this to some of the greatest equipment in the world and you can see taking anabolic steroids to the required standard would be safe and monitored for him.
Batman is by far the most impressive of everyone on this list.
His strength levels are almost superhuman. His endurance is, again, almost superhuman, as are his speed, will power, and numerous other aspects to the character.
Despite all of this though, he offers some realism and is someone we can all relate to. We all have someone we love. We all have will power.
How many times have you seen something that’s made you angry? Something you’ve wanted to do something about?
An abusive father? A rapist? Simply watching 9/11 replayed your TV?
These things are what make Batman so great and what allows him to open up the hero that is inside all of us.
The anabolic steroids Batman would use are drugs such as Dianabol, Anavar, Testosterone, Deca, Primbolan, Human growth hormone, GHRP-2 ghrp-6, Cjc, Clen, Turanabol, etc.
However there are a number of steroids he would not use such as Tren, Winstrol. Batman can have anything that will affect his cardio holding him back meaning steroids like those are simply useless.
Despite all of this, the commitment and effort Batman puts in is far more than anything any anabolic steroid could give him. These are just another part of his arsenal.
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